⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ out of 5
I start all my book reviews in the same way - by saying that each book I read and review starts off with the full syringe of 5 stars and I'm always hopeful that they'll all still be stitched firmly in place by the time I close the back cover. If I feel I need to remove a star then I always give my reason(s) within the review, they don't just disappear. The usual reason that books lose a star is for potential copyright or trademark infringement which always breaks my heart, especially if it's a 5 star book in every other way, but I need to be fair to other books who have lost a star for that reason in the past.
I borrowed this book via Kindle Unlimited over 3 months ago and am only just getting around to r4eading it. I've loved the other books in this series, so I have high hopes for this book too. I'm really hoping that this book, like the others in the series, will be self-contained and easy to read.
Let's get going shall we?
The "About this book" page says that it's got a typical reading time of 2 hours and 21 minutes but I can't see me reading 100 pages an hour, no matter how much I love the book lol
I've read 10 pages in about half an hour-ish so it's looking like 4 hours rather than two, but I'm loving the sarcastic(?) humour already so this is looking like another 5 star book already.
Page 34 after about an hour means that this definitely *won't* be a 2 hour book lol
Gonna attempt to read up to page 50 before I have my lunch.
Up to page 49 and the potential for lots of vomiting in this chapter, so do I risk reading it and being put off eating or wait until I've eaten and join them in the chucking up? Either way, it's definitely not a 2 hour and 21 minute read, so I'm guessing that there was a lot of skipping forwards by other readers to get that time 'cos although I'm a fairly slow reader, I don't read at a quarter of the speed everyone else lol
I decided to go for it and it was nowhere near as bad as I was expecting, so I'm now at page 51 and there's still another 5 minutes to the start of "official" lunchtime for most people, so I can pretty safely read another chapter in that time.
Page 62 and time to stop for lunch... definitely not a 2 hour read considering I'm not even close to half way and I've already been reading for very nearly 2 hours lol
Up to page 95 now and it's well over the 2 hours typical reading time now lol Like all of the other books in this series, I'm really enjoying it and it's still very much worthy of every one of those 5 stars.
Bang on page 100 and it's time for my tea. It's gonna be a 2 day book as opposed to 2 hours though ;-)
I've managed to read 40 pages since I had my tea and I'm still enjoying this wonderful book - some bits have been a bit gross, but not gross enough to lose my stomach contents over, thankfully. I'll hopefully get to 150 pages before I head to bed, maybe even 175 but it's definitely not a 2 hours and 21 minutes read 'cos I've already done almost triple that lol
I've just read the chapter about the nurse being a poster child for pelvic floor exercises and I really don't know how she and any other professional does it!!
Up to page 177 of 203 on my Kindle and I've loved every page... even the gross ones lol It hasn't been anywhere near a 2 hour read, but more like a 2 day read which I thought right at the start lol I've only got 26 pages left to go now so should be able to get it finished in plenty of time for lunch tomorrow.
I'm starting the day off with a huuuuuge "nooooo!!!" 'cos the author has used two characters out of a children's TV series that has been running for many many years. It's the first Trademark mention so the first star is just wobbly as opposed to being taken off but I'm reeeeally hoping that the magic sentence will be at the back of this book now!
Just finished reading the book and the magic sentence wasn't there so it remains a wobbly 5 stars but I've loved reading this book and the whole series!